yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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