Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
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