Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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