susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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