That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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