I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Remember that one time you told the bartender he was fuckable? Well, he's here.
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