its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
So his dick was definitely bigger than it looked in all the pictures he sent my daughter.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
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