Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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