youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
you never un-have a 4some
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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