DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
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