Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
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