sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I'm at a party with half naked strippers driving in a little kids battery powered mustang around a stipper pole in his bedroom
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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