That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
All three of my roommates have their significant others over. We're all hanging out in the living room. It's like I'm the trifecta of third-wheeling
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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