Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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