i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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