dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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