IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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