I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
Randomize
