Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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