I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
UPDATE: WE WILL BE HITTING THE BATMAN PINATA WITH A SWORD
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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