The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
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curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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