...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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