she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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