I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
Well he asked to have a sober hang out so i guess that constitutes as a date in college
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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