she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
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