we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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