And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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