She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
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