I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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