He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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