I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Randomize
