y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Randomize
