Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
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