Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Wearing a french maid costume for Halloween sure did help me meet girls
Dude, they all thought you were gay.
Putting Chia seeds in beer makes it ok for my diet, right?
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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