turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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