Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I think I just sharted jello shots
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