we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
how do flat chested girls get laid?
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
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