I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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