windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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