But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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