dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
