Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
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