How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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