Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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