i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
