Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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