Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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