He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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