i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
i was born a porn star she said
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
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