Will you blow on my dice?
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
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