Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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